President Donald Trump’s pool cops have identified a person of interest in the ongoing saga over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
The U.S. Park Police shared a notice on Wednesday, pleading for assistance in identifying an unknown suspect who allegedly vandalized the Reflecting Pool, which has turned into a mess of green slime after the president’s failed renovation.
“The United States Park Police is seeking assistance in identifying the individual depicted here in connection with a Destruction of Government Property investigation,” the agency said in a statement shared to social media. “The incident occurred on June 19, 2026, at approximately 3:36 p.m. at the Reflecting Pool on the grounds of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC.”
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