Rihanna has finally dropped new music. Before getting all excited, you should know that it’s not what you think.
After years of leaving her Navy stranded in a musical desert, she’s returned with a song... for the Smurfs. Yes, the tiny blue forest people. Not her fans. The Smurfs.
Titled a “Friend of Mine,” the new single is a dub step fever dream with the lyrical complexity of a dial tone. Throughout the entire song, there is basically one line: “feel like a friend of mine.”
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