Sometimes, you fly your private plane to Orlando to pick up your raggedy dog. Sometimes, you throw a baby shower with no babies, where guests must eat out of diapers. Sometimes, you ditch drinks with friends to get with your ex-husband-turned-situationship.
Sometimes, you do nothing of the sort, just turning on the TV to see what the wacky women of Miami are up to now.
A new bombshell has entered The Real Housewives of Miami, and she’s exactly what you’d expect: rich in a morally questionable way; married to a much older, shady man; and dressed like a Stepford wife who has a plastic surgeon on speed-dial. Stephanie has a Bree Van de Kamp hairdo with an Edie Britt mentality, and she’s ready to cause chaos.
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