There’s a certain beauty to watching a woman unravel. Since the dawn of storytelling, from The Yellow Wallpaper to Carrie, it’s been a tried and true motif, perhaps perfected by the Real Housewives.
Guerdy Abraira was once an event planner who said things like “I’m here to party, honey” and married her hot high school sweetheart. Now, she’s dressed in a swan’s corpse to celebrate beating cancer the only way a Bravolebrity knows how: hosting an event solely to viciously embarrass her co-star with a tactic so crass it kills the little goodwill she has left. In other words, a star has been born.
Everywhere you turn, something depraved this way comes, and The Real Housewives of Miami is fully back in the gutter it once swam in a decade before. Only this time, it’s there to stay.
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