It’s Christmas in Miami, or at least on The Real Housewives of Miami. After a year of drink throws and low blows, ‘tis the season to fa la la la, or, more likely, fall out forever.
The festivities wouldn’t be complete without New York folk legend Jill Zarin making an appearance. Surpriiiseeee! Except, no one cares about that. Nor do we care about Guerdy stealing jewelry from Marysol’s pajama party (classless, according to Countess Larsa) or Alexia’s botched beauty bar event—although it’s always nice to see Todd whacked, even if it comes from Peter.
We’re certainly not here to see yet another Julia opera performance, especially not if Kiki’s going to pretend she has a crush on Martina at it. That’s actually classless. Luckily, there’s far more to the Real Housewives of Miami finale than operatic scene setting. But what are the holidays without a bit of complaining?
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