Presidents Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump weren’t the only summit attendees who held a press conference in Alaska on Friday. A second, less-covered briefing offered a rare glimpse into the Russian leader’s personal life from a source deep within his inner circle: Putin’s personal “poop briefcase.”
First identified by Paris Match, the poop briefcase travels abroad with the Russian delegation to ensure that their leader’s feces do not fall into the wrong hands. Human waste carries genetic and lifestyle information that could reveal intimate details about Putin’s health. Out of an abundance of caution, the feces is collected, deposited in said briefcase, and returned to the motherland.
Given the personal nature of their mission, the poop briefcase has always been discreet… until now. Here is the transcript from that briefing.
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