As those foolhardy American travelers still willing to wait in four-hour security lines for a slim possibility of taking to the skies embark on spring vacations, the nation’s most fearless defenders of unlawful search and seizure are finally getting to enjoy some rest and relaxation of their own, too.
Deployed at the direction of President Trump to help alleviate bottlenecks at security checkpoints, ICE goons have been spotted at airports nationwide this week. However, their staycation in these travel hubs doesn’t come without its duties. With fewer voices left to repeatedly shout condescending instructions about shoe removal and banned toiletries, the added presence of members of America’s second-most comforting government agency is clearly intended to ensure that travelers can still enjoy the… experience they have come to expect at U.S. airports.
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