Is it just me, or did the Winter Olympics feel less wholesome this year? (OK, apart from Alysa Liu and some of the figure skaters.) As the Olympic torch dwindles and participants head back to their home countries, either as heroes or as complete failures, it’s natural to pause for some reflection on what the Games have meant.
Honestly, the focus seems to have been less on the grace and determination of athletes, but instead their grudges, their dishonesty and, of course, their crotches.
This year’s bulges appeared not just in the usual choreographed eroticism and snug costuming of ice dancing—even the once-genteel sport suffered from its own scoring snafu—but indeed at the center of the Games’ biggest controversies. Well, technically one of the smaller controversies: a crotch-enlargement scandal that shook the ski jumping world to its core.
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